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Source:  A Max Fleischer cartoon from (1942)      Website
Sexy Writer Picture GigglePriss
Margo, what are you doing? Mr Sandusky specifically said "No Girls."
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Dawnling Dawnling
Faster, honey, and more to the top.
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Dawnling Dawnling
Why'd you bring your brother?
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bluehorizon bluehorizon
"Someday Walt Disney will create 'It's a Small World After All' and employ us stunted people with peanut-shaped heads!"
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bluehorizon bluehorizon
"You notice they keep saying 'A Max Fleischer cartoon' instead of 'Fleischer's Superman'? Wazzup with that?"
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bluehorizon bluehorizon
"See that babe on the screen? That's the Boopster, kid. Betty Boop. Learn from her, you'll be a big star in 2nd grade."
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Miss Susie Miss Susie
Spotted: three kids with dilated pupils. What drug is in that yellow box?...
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marigold marigold
Student court was now in session and soon there would be a verdict as to just who stole that cookie from the cookie jar.
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marigold marigold
Redux: While little Billy chatted up little Ruthie, little Liberace dreamed of sequined suits and his mom.
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Miss Susie Miss Susie
"Come on, Jane. You don't need plastic surgery. Your eyebrows can't go up any futher, & you've already lost your nose."
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Sexy Writer Picture Yermom
Oh wow! I didn't know it would feel THAT good!
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marigold marigold
While little Billy chatted up little Ruthie, little Tommy Liberace dreamed of sequined suits and his mom.
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Just Another Face in the Crowd Just Another Face in the Crowd
My dad says the Democrats spent all our money, pass it on.
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Miss Susie Miss Susie
"Hey baby, I'm not sure what to do with you (cuz we don't have lips or noses), but I like you."
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marigold marigold
Times being tough, little dodger enrolled in school and took to coppin' the lunch money off his fellow classmates.
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Dawnling Dawnling
This is what we'll do until we get old enough to vote
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