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Source:  Gulliver's Travels (1939)      Website
darkrat darkrat
"That's it...I'm taking back the friendship bracelet."
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dwalk15 dwalk15
Before being flicked away the last thing Paco did was what the villagers told him NOT to do...touch the giant's bracelet
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Miss Susie Miss Susie
In the 60s, Jack climbed up the hemp rope only to be plucked and snorted by a giant.
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Dawnling Dawnling
ahm, gunna tayk ur leesh and mayk yew heeel!
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marigold marigold
"I rang the bell! THIS is MY STOP!"
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Miss Susie Miss Susie
"Dern. I thought that thur braid was Rapunzel's. Now what do I do?"
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Dawnling Dawnling
ah wunder wut wud heppen iffn ah pool on thisn heer
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bluehorizon bluehorizon
The Ritz, Hilton, and Trump chains are admitting to a new infestation. These pests don't bite but they do steal jewelry.
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bluehorizon bluehorizon
It's the world's smallest manicurist! Break a nail? Take him anywhere for on-the-spot repairs! Complete w/ travel case!
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bluehorizon bluehorizon
Yes, the rumors are true: Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from Tom Cruise.
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marigold marigold
"*Sniff*, too buch colode od, Gulliber. Ad stop gibin' me a wedgie!"
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marigold marigold
Little Fidget tries in vain to keep the hand from hanging itself.
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JayCub JayCub
He's amazed to see a nose bigger than his own.
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